Wednesday, February 07, 2007

He's cured!

I'm sure other people will comment on this with much more wit than I could ever hope to attain:

Ousted Pastor 'Completely Heterosexual'
Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after three weeks of intensive counseling, he is “completely heterosexual,” says an overseer of the megachurch Mr. Haggard once led.
If we could just get all those deniers who persist in their homosexual ways into therapy! Then they'd be cured for sure! Only question: would we be saved as a nation yet, or would we still have to bring back school prayer?

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